1.(interjection) Said in short of "Cool Beans", except when used, it is similar to not caring.

2.A sarcastic form of "Cool Beans".
3.Also used sarcastically in a sentence to emphasize the fact that no one cares.

Kayla "Last weekend i got a puppy and hes so cute! His name i Ruffles an-"
Connor- "Beans."
OR
Jayme "I know how to ride a horse."
Trevor- "Does someone smell Beans?"

Beans by evbee June 20, 2011

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Love beans

The male ejaculate, the semen, the man-porridge, cum, spunk

Lorraine Kelly is so sexy on Breakfast TV with that well spread cleavage... I had no choice but to tug the head off of my Old Man and spill my 'Love Beans' all over the carpet!

Love beans by fanimani April 12, 2009

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Cool Beans

A really cool restaurant in Toms River, usually the place all the teens in town go to after they go to the decrepit movie theater next door. Known for their great coffee and awesome wraps, as well as the ancient art of karaoke every Monday night. It's got an excellent wait-staff that includes the craziest mofo on the planet Johnny Frana, he belittles and otherwise ridicules all the tweens that come in, but they're too stupid to realize it. The best thing on the menu is the appetizer sampler. In other words, it's the mecca of fun and entertainment if you don't feel like dealing with the bar scene.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'm gonna go to Cool Beans and watch Johnny belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.

Cool Beans by Echoes917 May 29, 2008

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