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butterscotchery 

Adjective describing the flavor range, depth and intensity of a Buttery Nipple Martini.
At a Martini bar...
Voluptuous martini sipper exclaims: "These Buttery nipples taste butterscotchery"
butterscotchery by ALAjohnx3 June 9, 2013

Buttery tug

The act of cutting a circular hole in the bottom of a popcorn container, placing your jolly member inside, and receive a pleasant tug job from your lady, all while enjoying a film and being discrete.
"My girl made me go see Pitch Perfect 2, but thankfully she gave me the best buttery tug I've ever had!"
Buttery tug by Jdiesel1540 April 25, 2015

buttered cheeks 

When you think you sharted but you just greased your ass cheeks.

(Ass liquid)
I think I shit myself but I have buttered cheeks.

butternubbs 

Someone who is unbelievably fat, and has skin so greasy that it shines.
Carl- "Hey, Butternubbs. How you doing today?"
Butternubbs- "I only had 12 heart attacks today!"
butternubbs by crusty carl May 28, 2016

butterflylove 

It’s that kind of love you feel when you want this person but you can’t have them, almost like their older than you,or they got a girlfriend or boyfriend and you can’t have them but every time you look at them you always get butterflies in your stomach and you can’t help it once you look at them or stare into their eyes you blush and just want them so bad but it’s not the right time you can’t help the way you feel. It’s never the right time though but one day it will but for now your stuck with butterflylove.
“You have butterflylove!” “Butterflylove is so normal everyone gets it”

Butterflake 

A Butterflake is a person who believes in the past when there was security in jobs that often included a paid retirement.

They understand that historically change has happened in the work place but they cannot accept that current events would effect them and they have no fallback plan. They are unable to adapt to the current, volatile business environment. The concept of starting over is terrifying to a Butterflake and they do not evolve or think about diversifying themselves in any way.

Most of them are leveraged to the hilt. When they loose their job they cry about it and blame technology, the current president, China, immigrants, etc.

As the name Butterflake suggests, they are fragile. They typically are scared, weak and unprepared for a future they cannot adapt to. Butterflakes try to prove themselves by being extremely outspoken when expressing their point of view.
Butterflakes Politically: They lean right wishing to return society to a time they consider great. A time of good ol boys, cheap fuel, and racial segregation.

Butterflake Identifiers: They are easily duped into conspiracy theory. They often horde guns and stockpiles of ammo. They put exhaust systems on their vehicles that make them louder. The concept of exercise and health isn’t something they concern themselves with.
Automation has completely changed our work place... Couldn't he see the layoffs coming? He really needs to suck it up, stop crying and dig in. This new world is a rough and tumble place. Adapt or die! What a butterflake!
Butterflake by Clavito January 24, 2021