Hand Release

When a man is jerked off by either his self or someone else. Also known as HR for short.

Man if she doesn't want to give you a BJ just get her to give you a soothing HR (Hand Release).

by Mark E. July 20, 2006

handstand wank

to masturbate whilst doing a handstand in an attempt to ejaculate into ones own mouth

i wouldnt put it past you to go and have a handstand wank

by gimdive January 11, 2004

hand

A bludgeoning implement

My friend gave me a beatdown with his hand.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 22, 2005

Hand Jacuzzi

When you are in the shower, and you cup your hand to the bottom of your bum. Then when your hand cup has been filled with shower water, fart into it and make bubbles like a jacuzzi.

I made a hand jacuzzi in the shower this morning when i farted into my hand that was cupped with water against my bum.

by Rat City February 13, 2010

venezuelan hand grenade

A skinny Venezuelan girl that you take home drunk, only to find out the next morning that she's butt ugly.

I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

talk to the hand

Don't know, don't care, and won't fucking listen to your stupid ass mouth rattling on about trivial only important to you bullshit.

Valerie examined her chipped nail while holding her hand up as her 15 year old daughter begged the hand to go to the local rave party.

by Dana Hawn August 31, 2003

Handsex

Placing two people's hands together squeezing repeatedly while yelling or saying "hand sex"

"lets have handsex"
"okay!"
"handsex handsex handsex"

by Kagen Mere February 28, 2009