meat wallet

A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.

Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.

by derek smalls December 7, 2006

Meat Wallet Sandwich

A dog pile of lesbian chicks.

I was walking by the whorehouse and I saw a hairy meat wallet sandwich.

by Jim Jeffries June 14, 2009

My wallet is too small for my 50's

It's an slang very common in some kinds of situations.

You are about too ask a gorgeous woman out, you're not so sure about that, because you think "Oh, I can not as her out, my wallet is too small for my 50's".
It means that you are thinking that she is too good for you.

by Daniel Leite August 14, 2007

Wallet Whipped

To gain goods or services otherwise unattainable by excessive overpayment.

The line to the club was wrapped around the block and we were eight drunk dudes deep, so Yost wallet whipped the shit out of the doorman and got us a table.

by Skyler Addison March 4, 2007

Walletatron

a more exotic name for a wallet

"I have many credit cards in my walletatron"

by Moo-bot January 16, 2008

Wallet opener

A phrase referring to son or daughter, offspring and the fact that children inevitably are expensive and ask for money/ things from their parents.

The wallet openers came shopping as well and we ended up getting John a new pair of trainers.

by Northern_Monkey June 9, 2011

Walleting

The act of inserting items into or taking items out of ones wallet before or after a transaction. This term also may apply when accessing information from items previously placed in the wallet, such as an insurance card, identification or library card.

Dude hold up before you get into the car with your soda, I'm still walleting.

by Big_O_77 December 17, 2012