people watch

When you sit at a bar or club to watch complete drunk people make a fool of themselves.

This place is dead but let’s sit here and people watch.

by Chubbs89 January 13, 2018

Nessie watch

Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.

Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".

Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.

by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019

diddy watch

v.or n.
An item or object that appears at first to have extraordinary value, but later turns out to be a false or fake knock-off. At the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards the artist P. Diddy gave an audience member a extremely expensive watch. It is rumored that during the commercial break, Diddy's security replaced the watch with a cheap knockoff. The Phrase was first created on the 7th Episode of the Podcast "Who's Your Daddy".

Aaron: hey Cliff I just bought a new car on Monday, and on Tuesday it broke down.
Cliff: So you got a Diddy Watch.
Aaron: Yeah, that crappy sales guy Diddy Watched me good
Cliff: What a jerk!

by Aaron Johnson September 22, 2005

DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch

An online video, movie, movie trailer, etc. you never finish watching because it's stupid, not funny, or takes too long to get to the point

"Did you watch the trailer for Final Destination?"

"No, DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch"

by Capedsilhouette September 15, 2009

gold watch

Cockney rhyming sland for Scotch whisky

I'll have a gold watch and fisherman's daughter, mind the Vincent

by Ivor Thirst February 8, 2005

Wiki-Watch

to read a plot of a tv show/movie of Wikipedia instead of watching it

Person A: "Do you wanna see a movie tonight?"

Person B: "Sure, What about 'Peter in the world'?"

Person A: "Nah, looks stupid."

Person B:"Alright I'll just Wiki-Watch it later.."

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Person A: "Hey, Did you see the new 'Harry Potter' movie?"

Person B: "I haven't got a chance to see the movie but I wiki-watched it."

by OurLadyOfSorrows February 14, 2010

grandfather's watch

A party trick, whereby you fool the victim into looking at your penis stretched around your wrist. Usually done while drunk. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid 1990's

Hey ladies, you wanna see my grandfather's watch? Hold on, lemme turn around and put it on real quick...

by The real Kyda August 11, 2010