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vomication

a formal version of "pooking". To pook or to vomicate is to vomit and defecate simultaneously. Generally, vomication occurs in the morning after a night of excessive drinking. The most common form of vomication is to vomit in a trashcan while defecating in the toilet. Vomication can also occur when a person has fallen exceptionally ill.
Pooking is more commonly used in informal settings such as the home, whereas vomication is used in settings such as a hospital.
"Doctor, Mrs. Helvisham has been vomicating."

"Well doctor, I have been experiencing cold chills, shortness of breath, and vomication."

"Man, I got wasted last night. I was pooking all morning."
by Sam (the bodahof) May 13, 2006
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vomiteria

a contraction of vomit and cafeteria a term for any restaurant,deli,etc. that serves very poor quality food that is barely fit to eat
I was really hungry but I was in big hurry so I grabbed a burger at some vomiteria and choked it down, aferward I thought I was gonna puke.
by Michael_Hunt March 1, 2009
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dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.
Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited
by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017
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cyclic vomiting syndrome

(speaking from personal experience) the absolute worst disorder to ever have. lots of nausea, vomiting, dry heaving, hypersensitivity to light & sound, etc. during an episode. the only medication to stop an episode is Ativan. it's lesser known so doctors have a difficult time diagnosing. episodes can be triggered by almost anything, and triggers are different for everyone (hormones, anxiety, excitement, changing of seasons, certain smells or times of day, etc.). be prepared for lots of IVs and ER visits. also referred to as simply CVS. sometimes retching or heaving too aggressively can lead to tearing a hole in the lung and getting air trapped under the skin (also happened to me).
I had a cyclic vomiting syndrome episode last Friday and spent most of it in the ER.

Dude, I absolutely hate my stomach, this cyclic vomiting syndrome sucks.
by kepicket April 28, 2020
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Vomikaze

The forced expulsion of the contents of one's stomach onto oneself, usually after imbibing huge quantities of alcohol, followed by abrupt and unannounced contact with random individuals in the vicinity.
Did you hear what Guy did up at his place in Boston this past weekend? He drank one too many pina coladas and proceeded to vomikaze everyone else there. GROSS.
by belovedpeace July 25, 2011
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Vomiterrific

Something that is obviously really REALLY bad except to the person who made/likes it.
In extreme bad taste, grossly over exaggerated, over the top to the point of being ridiculous or awful.
Jim showed up on his custom bike and it was vomiterrific.

The guidos at the bar looked vomiterrific in their orange fake and bake skin, spiked bleached hair and white shirt.
by Ernie-O May 30, 2009
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vomitment

A commitment you really wish you hadn't made, the mere thought of which makes you sick.
"I really wish I hadn't accepted that vomitment."
"Marriage is a lifetime vomitment between two people."
by eidco June 18, 2006
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