Van-dick

When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.
Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...

person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
by bennycnz March 30, 2010
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van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.
*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.
by Cassandra Sherlock December 01, 2007
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Van Doren

The last name of a popular Pin-up model, Mamie Van Doren.
It is also the last name of extremely beautiful and smart women everywhere.
"Damn that girl is smokin'! She must be a Van Doren!"
by Bessiegirl July 31, 2008
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catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.
Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.
by matt-leics April 14, 2004
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Ir-Van

ooohh ir-van
by TP:SAIO April 29, 2003
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checkered vans

"Hey I like your checkered vans".
by Hurricane Katrina 16 October 16, 2019
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Molesta-van

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.
Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!
by Raquel Miyasato July 30, 2008
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