Urinal Predator 

A person who decides to, without obeying the unwritten words of urinal protocol, stand directly next to you when the option to stand as far away as possible presents itself.

I went into the bathroom during class yesterday, there were 5 urinals in there and the edge ones were already taken. I was on one of the edges and some guy just walks in and stands right next to me instead of taking the middle urinal." "Wow, total Urinal Predator

Urinal Predator by tgiv014 September 6, 2010

Urinary Olympics 

A pissing contest to see who can pee the farthest.

Todd is acting like a chest-thumping gorilla again, because he thinks he'll win if we have a Urinary Olympics contest.

Urinary Olympics by marcifer November 11, 2010

urinary 

a technical term for when you piss yourself. like "coronary", except not.

as in, "i almost had a urinary"

He made me laugh so hard I almost had a urinary.

urinary by I. C. Yupi April 26, 2011

urinal cuck 

1. (Verb) The act of taking the middle urinal in a standard 3-tall 1-short configuration in a manner so that the next person who comes in is faced with the choice of pissing in the short urinal or pissing next to the original person.

2. (Noun) Any person who is a victim of the act described above.

1. I went to take a piss and this douchebag totally urinal cucked me!
2. That guy seems like a total urinal cuck, and I bet he always just submits and takes the short urinal.

urinal cuck by Josh Peters Spider February 21, 2018

Uriel 

The coolest and shortest guy in Lagos, Portugal. Has the nicest hips and the nicest car. If you go anywhere he'll always be there. He's omnipresent. If you ever meet him take a ladder with you so he can kiss you.

"Man did you see uriel today? No bud, didn't look down."

Uriel by SrAlfredo July 30, 2020

Uriel 

I hot sexy Mexican with a 16-inch penis. Usualy nice persone

Girl 1: WOW! Uriel has a big dong.'
Girl 2: yep

Uriel by mc potato August 21, 2020

Udinese man 

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves terrorising Udinese. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.

Udinese man and penalties...an everlasting romantic story.

Udinese man by DooDooLee February 26, 2021