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1. (Verb) The act of taking the middle urinal in a standard 3-tall 1-short configuration in a manner so that the next person who comes in is faced with the choice of pissing in the short urinal or pissing next to the original person.

2. (Noun) Any person who is a victim of the act described above.
1. I went to take a piss and this douchebag totally urinal cucked me!
2. That guy seems like a total urinal cuck, and I bet he always just submits and takes the short urinal.
by Josh Peters Spider February 21, 2018
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