sick unit

1. a person that is admirable because of their uncanny ablilies, size, attitude, or balls
2. a thing that has a really awesome feature or is simply very useful to you. so useful that it almost gets u off.

1. Arnold Schwartzeneeger is a sick unit.
2. This microwave is one fucking sick unit.

by Kayla Jean December 5, 2005

carbon unit

The human operator of a machine, a computer, or any device in general that is having "problems" or "errors" or "is malfunctioning" in the eyes of that operator. In this case, the problems, errors, and malfunction is actually a problem with the operator and not the machine, computer, or device.

Customer: What was the problem with my computer?

Tech: There is a problem with the carbon unit. It will eventually resolve itself after extended hours of use. At least that is the hope.

by darrelld September 29, 2008

down with the unity

A term, originated by the popular 311 song "Unity" which is a kick-ass song by the way, which meants that you are down, or you agree with, the unity, or a united peoples. basically you just want everyone to be able to chill together and just have a good time, and you're down with that, fo sho.

"Are you down with the Unity" -Me.
"Hell YES, im p-nut of COURSE im down with the unity fool" -P-nut

by MILK AND CEREALLL November 22, 2005

United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.

Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.

by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005

United States of Generica

Suburban areas where the predominance of malls and chain stores have so homogenized the landscape that there are few remaining external clues where you are. The result of spending any length of time in such areas is a "generic" experience of America, i.e., an experience that is identical whether you are in Texas, Massachusetts, Ohio, or California. May also include extensive housing developments characterized by tract housing or, worse, McMansions.

Every "mom-and-pop" shop that had given the area its charm and character had been replaced by a Walmart, a Payless, a McDonalds, or a Starbucks -- transforming what was once a delightful town into just another corner of the United States of Generica.

by Thomas L. Robinson September 12, 2008

Unity

Unity is what the universe actually is. There may appear to be separate parts but they are as whirlpools in a stream.

John saw that there is unity in the universe and what appears to be opposed or separated is an illusion.

by fred ressler April 10, 2017

Punish your unit

1. To masterbate furiously.
2. To beat your dick like it owes you money so as to pleasure yourself.
3. The act of jacking off

"That slut from the strip club got me all worked up Brochacho. What am gonna do with this massive boner bulging in my pants?"

"Dude, you should go home and punish your unit then Bromio."

by anuhak gib eht June 16, 2009