Uh oh, You found the toothpaste!

When somebody finds the toothpaste and you don’t wanna brush your teeth.

Person 1: I don’t wanna clean my teeth!
Person 2: But I found the toothpaste.
Person 1: Uh oh, you found the toothpaste!

by PizzaHutFan209 February 3, 2023

Toothpimp

A dentist. A toothpimp runs a dentistry office and gets paid a huge salary but doesn't do any work himself. He has bitches (dental hygienists) do all of his dirty work while he sits on his ass and makes bank.

I went to the toothpimp's office the other day to get my teeth cleaned. A dental hygienist was in there for 45 minutes. Then the toothpimp wandered in at the end for 30 seconds to "check everything out." Man does none of the work, gets all the profit. Shit.

by Mollyoctopus July 22, 2010

tooth wigglin'

a raunchy make out session in which teeth may come loose and wiggle.

My oh my, he is so fine. We best be doin' some tooth wigglin' tonight.

So I heard Mary and Joe were tooth wigglin' at that party last night...

by woburn4eva August 28, 2010

Toothpaste Arm

When someone uses too much toothpaste that while brushing, it runs down their arm.

Whenever you get toothpaste arm, there are always toothpaste speckles on the bathroom mirror.

by sergeantwhiskers November 17, 2011

toothpaste crush

That person who you have a tiny crush on that you can't get rid of.

Similar to the remaining toothpaste in the toothpaste tube: you can't push out the remaining toothpaste because there is so little left, just like how you can't stop liking this person because it's such a small crush.

There will always be some toothpaste left in the tube, no matter how hard you try.

"Have you met Alex? He's so funny."
"I know right, he's my toothpaste crush!"

by danniiscool March 20, 2013

Toothless Adarsh

When a 13 year old kid , most likely born in jan or feb lost their front two teeth due to a biking accident near a steep bridge .

Friend 1: Yo who is that kid who lost their tooth
Friend 2 : Oh thats Adarsh
Friend 2 : he didnt loose just 1 , but two

Friend 1 : damn

Toothless Adarsh

by chokemeharderdaddy November 9, 2021

tallahassee toothpaste

cumming on the bristles of your roommates toothbrush and not telling him (or her), then putting it back like nothing happened

I hate my roommate I gotta give him some of that tallahassee toothpaste

by Low Lewis December 8, 2010