Twisted

To get high and pissed at the same time.
It's one of the best feelings in the world and is fun to do on your first time getting stoned.

Jack: Hey dude, do you wanna get twisted at that party on Saturday?
Ben: Sure just as long as you don't send me west.

by SophieInAwe September 10, 2013

twatted

sent a lame tweet; usually indicating that the sender is pussying out of something

He twatted at the last minute to say he's not coming. I know he's not sick and he's certainly not doing anything better.

by rhinozrus March 20, 2011

Twisted Tea (twea)

The fucked up drama

The action of twisted tea (twea) means that you are getting ready to tell someone some fucked up drama that just happened with Becky and Kyle two seconds ago

by hoodratTEA February 22, 2019

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

twisted

this is the name of the state of mind after someone has consumed many hits of acid or eaten some mushrooms; helps people understand how messed up the kids are while they are enjoying their trip

I ate a 10 hit strip about an hour ago, I am seeing some weird stuff and you'll never be able to understand how twisted I am.

by ScottBrothers November 19, 2006

toasted

when playin basketball and you shoot a shot right in somebodys face causin them to look bad on defense

you just got"TOASTED!"

by B.Ranga January 22, 2008

Twarted

When a female farts from her vagina.

I was fuckin' this bitch when she twarted all over my dick.

by baddabingbaddaboommmmm December 15, 2011