Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.
The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
by Walking_Eagle May 06, 2022
That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.
by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017
by GoldenSlayer _memes April 02, 2018
Packing a saturated tampon while still inserted in the vagina until male climax has finished, then remove crimson tot and eat.
by JP2HR August 23, 2019
When you want to call someone cool, rad, swaggy but since tater tots are all of these things it’s an even bigger compliment. Thank us later. If you want to return the compliment, say “tots to you too!” It’s a real cool kid term.
by Neckyourself👌🏻 June 01, 2018
Toilet reading Tott-ing past tense for someone reading on the toilet. The word is a combination of tot from toilet and Reading the ing is past tense. Derived from my mother who asked about a term or phrase to describe sitting on the toilet reading.
by Snozercrooked snob April 03, 2022
by Giggles555 December 24, 2017