touched

someone who is feeling high

#1: yo are you touched off that splee?
#2: yea yo im fuckin touched

by -[omar]- September 24, 2006

touche en garde!

to touch people or surfaces with confidence against infectious germs

Prepare yourself with "touche en garde!".

by Holland Bach June 23, 2009

torch

British term for penis.

My own mother rejects me, simply for the crime of wanting men's torches in my bum-bum! Good-day!

by My Nod Uesp October 21, 2010

The Human Torch

First, you must have sex with a girl (MUST BE GINGER OR REDHEAD)

When ejaculating, pull out and blow your load on the girls hair, then when finished, spike her hair up.

"Dude, i just tottaly gave that ginger girl The Human Torch last night"

by iL3gend March 5, 2010

Touched

A person that is sexual molested in high school, moves away to another city and gets a buzz cut.

John: Why does Dan always have a buzz cut whenever he gets a hair cut.

Frank: I think he was touched back in Miami.

by Chino Grife June 24, 2009

Touche

-Combination of a Tool and a Douche Bag

-Pronounced "Toosh"

Danny: What do you think about that guy?

Lundie: He's such a fucking Touche!

by Professor69 May 25, 2011

human torch

An absolutely flaming fag. One who radiates the aura of desperately wanting to bang men in their bums.

I can't stand working in this office with the frickin Human Torch.

by poomaster5000 August 31, 2003