Rat Thoughts

The code name for the theory that cat people control the world and view us as rats and if the ‘rats’ don’t change their thoughts about cats, there will be severe consequences. On the 21st September 2021, cat people will kill the ‘rats’ (people that don’t worship cats) by trapping rats outside and zapping them with lasers from rooftops.

Rat thoughts grrrr (code used by cat people)

by AfterSunGrrrrrrrr May 26, 2021

your thoughts dwell on your mother

a line from star wars, said by Ki-Adi Mundi, should be edited so it becomes an actual funny meme

Mundi: "your thoughts dwell on your mother"

Anakin: "My thoughts dwell on your mother"

Yoda and Windu: "oooooh"

by ThunderTheFurry September 2, 2021

train thoughts

When you latch on to one thought, and that thought keeps latching on to other thoughts like rails on a train.

Bob: Why are you thinking about?
Carl: So I thought how I'm a pluviophile.
Bob: Yes...
Carl: It's cool how I love the rain and it's not calming though, however when you put the word phile at the end of it sounds predatory. It's odd to see how connotations can change the way people's perspectives are made up. It makes me think of many times I try to explain to someone about relationships, politics, or money yet they get turned off just by one word and yet have the nerve to tell me I need to be open minded.

Train Thoughts:
When you latch on to one thought, and that thought keeps latching on to other thoughts like rails on a train.

by McJcave18 November 27, 2021

She thought she came but she peed on the dick

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.

"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

by zaralarrssonstan69696 July 20, 2022

trollier than thou

When two or more Internet Trolls are arguing and one of them implies that they are the more moral party in the given situation.

N00b247 was arguing last night with s373n. N00b247 went "Trollier than thou" on s373n when discussing politics.

by Flash312 November 18, 2016

more tolerant than thou

a certain quality characterized by a specific hypocrisy that stems from telling others to be tolerant despite the fact the individual demanding tolerance is one sided as well as having an attitude of moral superiority. People who tend to be more tolerant than thou tend to be anti-Christians, social justice warriors, third wave feminists, or tumblrinas.

She is such a more tolerant than thou hypocrite!

by Major Madcat July 10, 2019

bripple-shmonk thought

When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"

Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday

by PopsicleTastesLikeGrass November 6, 2019