Boobie Breeze

When a girl tries to rub her boobs in someones face but misses so they feel a breeze on the their face from the boobs. -BOOBIE BREEZE

"I feel that boobie breeze, gurl!"

by player1234 February 20, 2010

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

boobie toads

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!

Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

Wuebey Booby

a crusty blonde bitch who is a pathological liar. she will screw you over and play the victim. she thinks she’s hot shit but in reality she has no boobs and no friends

look at wuebey booby over there. ewwww

by bahsksldhjeoe December 17, 2021

rent-a-boobies

A bra or bra additives that cause a girl's breasts to appear a size or two larger than they actually are.

Also a much cheaper and less permanent version of fake titties.

guy 1:Yeah, her tits looked great, until I got her naked and saw she was just wearing rent-a-boobies!

guy 2: Snap! false advertising!

guy 1: plus her bra weighed about five pounds from all the padding!

by lingling4canada February 8, 2010

blue boobies

When a guy squeezes, pinches, and rubs your nipples to turn you on and then stops and leaves your nipples sensitive and feeling very horny.

Woman: why do you always pinches my nipples and then stop. It leaves my so horny and all I want to do is mount you
Man: its because your nipples are so hard!
Women:it gives me blue boobies!

by tinlizzie April 23, 2014

boobie face

one having the face that resembles breasts

yo man ur such a boobie face

by ititties January 29, 2012