Stump hound

A stump hound is a dog which you adopt and has at least one leg missing.
Austin found in either elderly peoples homes or youth clubs these dogs are a pinnacle of society and should be treated like the gods the are.
They often bear the name stumpy, Klyde or Charlie

After going to the adoption center, bob decided to get a stump hound, as he loved it's personality.

by Dr. Grape August 5, 2025

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I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025

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Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022

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Stump hole

1. A disc golf basket placed on a stump
2. A bowel movement where it breaks, leaving some that cannot be squeezed out

1. It’s a high line but I’m gonna ace this stump hole!
2. We had sloppy anal last night, I blame her stump hole.

by SufferingSuccotash March 31, 2025

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Stumps Gimpmore

This title is reserved for the masters of worthlessness & desperation. So devout in their mission they are willing to stick their hand in a running mower but so spineless in their effort they only can graze a finger. Their goal being solely for empathy & laziness. Excusing themselves from doing anything requiring effort because their finger is hurt.

Look over there, Stumps Gimpmore whining about his hand so his ex will help him.

by Eclass September 15, 2025

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Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

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