straps

Slang for snowboard bindings

I got new straps for my board.

by Jackson Junglist December 18, 2019

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

strap daddy

A person who acts like your father , yet isn't. They're usually the person who sticks the most to you, as if they were 'strapped' to your life in the most necessary way.

My close friend Annetta knows how to make me fell at home. Shred the best strap daddy ever!

by ThePossibilitiesAreEndless September 13, 2016

Straps

condoms

Ayo, you got some straps?? I gotta use the rubber on a fine piece of art.

by The slangisst January 27, 2022

Strap game

Ones ability to fuck with a strap on; usually as a lesbian top

Woman 1: I know that it's impossible, but your strap game is so good that I think that I'm pregnant

by Definitely not OT's alt September 25, 2025

strap-on warrior

A lesbian who gives that good strap.
Usually are studs or masculine.

I heard Jojo Siwa is a strap-on warrior. Her girl was limping out the front door last night.

by straponwarrior777 April 1, 2024

Strapped It

When you full send a stunt and end up with a broken Tibia and crutches. Probably involves a custom scooter that excels fast speeds close to 25mph.

Why? Cause Fuck it, That's why.
#Midpond2024

"He just yeeted that 4-wheeler off the ramp. That boi is Strapped it!" 😂

by Strappedit March 30, 2024