sharp as a spoon

a person who is not too clever

your as sharp as a spoon

by mob January 13, 2004

Poop on a spoon

it is poop on a spoon noting else.

its poop on a spoon

by poop on a spoopn July 27, 2016

Spoon Out

Taking such a large quantity of a hallucinogenic drug/s that you have no idea what's going on. Reality is long gone and you are in another dimension unknown to any species.

"Woah man, i took too much acid the other night. Had a proper spoon out"
"Shit dude, did you see kyle the other night?" "He was spooning out hard!"

by Hawild September 20, 2011

vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

by K. Row March 13, 2005

Spoon

Someone who is a complete idiot.

LLoyd is one. Usually someone who is quite stupid with lol intelligence.

by Laura/Katie/Lloyd March 13, 2004

dirty spoon

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.

by Sassy 1 March 10, 2008

Used Spoon

refers to a person who has been passed around so much that they have lost their appeal and no one wants them.

Origin: from the bucket of used spoons at any gelato store.

"I would go out with her but I heard she's a used spoon."

by It's Isaac Bitch! March 28, 2010