When your girlfriend won't give it to you so you jerk off all day for seven days straight. At the end of the week the trickle of watery diluted cum is called splooge. This is not to be confused with Scrooge who was some cheap ass mother fucker. Also not to be confused with Squooge which is when you cornholing a woman you pull out and shoot all over her back and then use a squeegie to clean her off. If she's a real Slooge she will then lick the squeegie clean.
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A word used to call someone who is in a romantic relationship with multiple people. Often used as politer way to refer to sluts, hoes, or prostitutes.
Not trying judge her but she’s a sloot.
Don’t be rude just call him a sloot.
Mary, as your friend I have to be honest your slooting around too much.
Don’t be rude just call him a sloot.
Mary, as your friend I have to be honest your slooting around too much.
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