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Vicarious Spankings

A spanking administered by a step-parent during intercourse to his/her partner (his/her step-child's parent) in lieu of spanking the step-child for the step-child's misbehavior. Usually administered within twenty-four (24) hours of the step-child's misbehavior.
I cannot believe how disrespectful he has been today - his mother is in for some vicarious spankings this evening.
by James A. H. Murray June 30, 2022
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Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.
(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
by Llama66 October 17, 2019
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Spank walk

When you go on a walk and you jack off in a public place. But not in a public bathroom.
I went on a spank walk last night. Example: I jacked off in the bushes by the park.
by cccth II rphyd October 26, 2016
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Spank Balls

A sport In which somebody (the spoof) throws a water filled glove to up to 5 people and those people have to try to catch it in their pants
Hey, are you ready to play some spank balls
by Drake Foley March 18, 2020
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Spank the wombat

To aggressively pleasure one's wiener
After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.
by cacadonalds May 6, 2015
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Spank Eye

A look of disbelief, often with a hint of sass.
I told him I was going to win at scrabble, but then he gave me the spank eye.
by SpankEyeCreator1 December 31, 2017
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rape spankings

The form of Raping someone then spanking them so hard they start to bleed.
After sex, one could give rape spankings to the other because they weren’t good in bed.
by Big ball sack 1234 May 4, 2018
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