Sober High Thought

A thought you have while sober that is just as dumb or out-there as a thought you'd have while high.

Hey, your name is Chris and your middle name starts with a T, so that makes you CHRIST! Wow, that was such a sober high thought.

by hamstersarelifehamstersarelove November 28, 2018

Captain Sober

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011

soberazzi

(noun)

Ignorant yet sober gay men who take numerous photos of sober gay people in attendance of a sober person's AA birthday party, and then post the numerous photos on Facebook. (A sober birthday celebrates one continuous year of being clean & sober.)

From The 12th Traditions of AA:

"11. Our public relations policy is based on attraction rather than promotion; we need always maintain personal anonymity at the level of press, radio, and films. (insert the WWW here.)

12. Anonymity is the spiritual foundation of all our traditions, ever reminding us to place principles before personalities."

"OMG - a work friend of a friend of Ben's on Facebook figured out that he's in AA because that lame soberazzi posted photos of him at Marco's AA birthday party."

etymology - Tom C., January 5, 2009

by G Toma La January 12, 2009

Sober Bashin Time

The act of beating up and/or manhandling non-intoxicated people. This act is typically preformed by stoners to combat the ever so popular stoner bashin time. There have been many deaths attributed to "Sober Bashin Time" mainly because sober kids can't handle the power of a man hyped up on booze and weed.

ted:you see those kids hanging out by the burger king?
joe:yeah so?
ted:they don't have beer.........or weed.
joe:SOBER BASHIN TIME

by MunicipallyWasted March 18, 2011

Sometimes Sober Saturday

A Sometimes Sober Saturday is a Saturday that qualifies as being sober. This can be for any reason. It is really more of an event, than an adjective.

Joe: "Man, last night was boring, I had a sometimes sober Saturday. :("

Tim: "I've got a lot of homework, I think I'm going to participate in a sometimes sober Saturday."

by izzy zainea March 1, 2009

soberistas

Inebriated party girls found everywhere in Mexico on vacation, but originally, and very abundant, in Cancun, on the city buses that traverse the hotel zone. Characterized by loud, laughing, sometimes lascivious behavior. Often dressed minimally and can be most attractive unless too drunk.

Also found in other alcohol-related venues, such as winery tours, live concerts, outdoor festivals of any type.

There were a bunch of soberistas on the bus last night at 2, really having a blast

by Gusmann April 28, 2010

Sjoerd

Sjoerd is a dead meme. He is a character of a Dutch Ad about someone working in a Supermarket vlogging. His name get's referred when talking about something stupid, due to his voice.

"Hey, ik ben SJOERD" ("Hi, I'm SJOERD")
"I could imagine Sjoerd saying that"

by TheKemp June 28, 2018