scooby snack

when a fart is cupped in the hand and pressed against another individuals nose.

dave farted and quickly trapped it in his hand then asked his friend bob if he wanted a scooby snack. The unsuspecting bob nodded his head yes and was treated to the most intense smell of his life. Shortly after bob threw up and his head exploded.

by dohini August 15, 2012

snack pack

The act of swabbing one's penis in snack pack pudding container, and than proceeding to enjoy vaginal sex. Sadly this can result in a deadly yeast infection A.K.A. a "soggy muffin".

"Yo bro, last night I gave some girl the snack pack, and she got a soggy muffin."

by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006

Pwn Snacks

The result of a Quadropwn, or clearing four lines at once, in tetris; when the oppenents get Pwn Snacks, or garbage blocks, at the bottom of their tetris board.

Dude, please stop Quadropwning. I dont want any more pwn snacks!

by Quadropwner May 17, 2006

Salsa Snack

A delicious meal that can and should be served at every meal. A sexual innuendo deriving from the classic video displayed on salsasnack.com. Did I forget to mention it's delicious?

Bob: Yo, broham, want a salsa snack?

Chloe: Oh boy would I!

by CallMeCommander August 7, 2010

Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .

"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."

by gina8124 August 2, 2007

Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any

"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."

by JacksonStorm February 22, 2010

Pity snack

This is when a friend or co-worker offers you a far inferior snack only after eating an extra delicious snack in front of your face. The superior snack will no doubt include one, if not all of the following: chocolate, butter cream, fudge, or caramel. The pity snack recipient will ALWAYS be on a diet at the time of said snack-tastrophe which only exacerbates the pain.

Debra offered me some 100Calorie Snackwells only after eating an oh-so-yummy Ele chocolate cupcake in front of me. What a pity snack!

by JPEmily December 8, 2011