slurging

ripping off a small male childs genitals and blending it into small chunks and freezing them with your piss until you get a piss penis chuck popsicle you then find a dead mans body and shove it up his ass until only the stick pops out

lets go slurging

by crippymonger March 13, 2024

smorgasbord

going absolutely ham on ones chocolate starfish (anal canal)

that chocolate starfish was a whole smorgasbord!

by bananafritter April 18, 2024

smorgasbord

Going absolute ham on ones chocolate starfish (anal canal)

That chocolate starfish was an absolute smorgasbord!

by bananafritter April 18, 2024

Smirgged

Smirgging is a verb used to describe the movement of a snail or slug.
This may also be used as an insult, referring to slow, dragging movement by another.

; smirg, smirgging, smirgged

Those snails smirg off into the sunset.
Quit smirgging. Move!
AHH THOSE SNAILS ARE SMIRGGING TOWARDS ME!!
The slug smirgged across the floor.

by vocalizers May 7, 2024

smerg

The look on a cat's face when you pet their head hard enough to pull back their skin.

I pet my cat's face into a smerg

by Felis June 20, 2024

Slurging

When you squeeze your penis and balls until it swells and loses blood circulation.

I love Slurging every day for the misses

by Frotting Slurgington July 27, 2024

Smorg

Where one engages in the act of smorg, they must first eat 25 peanut butter parfaits from dairy queen, then proceed to vomit it all into a space ship to attract alien mates

Tomorrow I will smorg for Alicia.

by Ψmimis December 19, 2024