Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation

A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.

by SwampRob November 4, 2011

skip hop san francisco bop

A beer and a shot ordered in jest,but only ordered by assholes.

Why hello there I’ll have a skip hop San Francisco bop please

by Sawyersaucee August 13, 2021

skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

skibby skip pop pop

A quote from big shaq

The tin went skrrrr pop ka ka ka skibby skip pop pop

by Benny415 December 17, 2017

make skip

To metaphorically make a person or opponent "skip" and/or fumble with surprise; via supremacy in skill.

I'll make skip on them.

I'll make you skip dere bruddah

by Lightfooted October 19, 2015

Galaxii skip

a moron who is a addicted to undertale and eats inedible things

someone:*eats infinity gauntlet*
person:*confused mario face*
someone:sorry i pulled a galaxii skip

by Galaxii Skip June 8, 2019

Skip

You pass your ex in public and keep walking. You skip her ass. (Or his)

I was ordering a cheese burger, after i ordered my ex walked though the door. On my way to the restroom I skipped her ass.

by Pablov December 9, 2017