schmoozelated

Offer the schmooze to an imbecile who deserves neither love nor respect.

I schmoozelated a group of retarded Italian fags run by their whore wives. As it was in their bumholes, Catholic diks, the end.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 29, 2025

Schmoozle

To schmooze with the intent to bamboozle.

I schmoozled my client into paying me millions.

by nydellis October 15, 2025

Shmooks

A very hot chick

Damn look at those shmooks.

by Shmook lover January 8, 2026

shmork the shmoon

When you yield to a bus

I was driving down the road and I forgot to shmork the shmoon

by Fart Handler 997 December 2, 2023

Shmork The Shmoon

When you yield to a bus

I don't shmork the shmoon

by anonymous December 6, 2023