A combination of a 44 oz. slushy from Speedway and a Monster or any energy drink. This mixture will not get you "high" but you will get a nice buzz from it. Invented on a summer day by two bored 16 year old dudes from Cleveland's west side.
by ctowntom June 11, 2012
One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unwilling men.
by Karl Claymore October 03, 2006
Semen Raft, or Sperm Raft is a term used to describe someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole.
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by MindIntheGutter March 08, 2009
by Niggalodeon November 17, 2014
A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.
by XRaptor JesusX November 17, 2008
by kk29x January 20, 2012