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the focus of desire for learning and searching, as well as the reason why some lives (like mine) get rotten in laboratories.
Science is to know science, science is to know yourself, if you do not know yourself, what good is to learn? (Yunus Emre)
by Ipelies January 30, 2004
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science viction

A term used to describe an outlandish claim or scientific theory. It usually preceeds quantumization of the actual fact.
Vicki: Do you think there is a camera that studies stars systems and finds the relational human being on earth?

Brett: Maybe in science viction! Knowing you it will be true.

Vicki: I just googled it and its called spectroscopy. So now its fact! hahaha
by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006
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Princeton Institute of Social Science

An expensive Northeastern elitist school with a terrific acronym.
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Princeton Institute of Social Science!

PISS on you!
by Unlearned Hand January 26, 2010
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Manly Unicorn Of Science

The most manly Horn ever. He rides around on his trusty unicorn, Buttercup, IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
I love to ride on my buttercup, I'm the MANLY UNICORN OF SCIENCE.
by Cummaster69 December 14, 2010
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social science

A major for those who do not have the brain capacity for any other major, these individuals would even fail at a major as simple as gardening at iamanidiot university.

These individuals usually end up over weight and teaching at either a high school or university. Many also take classes in coaching so that they can have an excuse to be in the locker room with other males. They really enjoy watching these other males change, they also enjoy giving oral satisfaction to them whenever the moment presents its self.

Many social science majors often and up getting married to another man, the wedding of which is held in the state of Iowa. In the relationship they are always the "catcher," this is where the coaching aspect really comes in handy.
by Scientist101 April 21, 2010
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Science Hill High School

The most racist fighting pot smoking thinking they are crunk non-virginous school. and in the middle of freakin nowhere covered in gum.
Guy: I got to science hill high school.
Girl: omg(walking away)
guy: Man, why do i have to be from such a stupid town?
by Jordan March 18, 2005
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Science-Athetard

A big-A asshole atheist who believes any of the following: that “science” is necessarily opposed to “religion” or religion to scientific discovery; that a theory of change in the physical world (evolution) somehow logically implies that there is ‘no room for God’; that “science rules” even though can kill people; that “science” can solve all moral problems; that we can run society like a science experiment changing all our beliefs on the spot like scientists do about peer reviewed theory with p-values; that “God” is the product of gaps in our scientific knowledge not a recognition and community of right living; that the only thing stunting science is religion; that it isn’t somehow fucked-up to think of the science-religion nexus of _centuries_ ago as representative of today
science-athetards: “Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.” “Praying doesn’t get you to the moon.” “No answers, therefore God.” “We don’t need god to explain the universe.”

Daaamn. Go away you self-deceived science athetard. “Science” built the planes and showed how to do maximal damage during attacks. Theists created and funded the space program. Swimming doesn’t get you to the moon either - just another science-athetard non sequitur!

If you don’t like praying, don’t do it – who asked the science athetard, anyway?

Why do science athetards overlook climate denial, secular anti-vaccine hysteria, and the corporate assault on nutrition science and regulation?

Tell the science athetard that god keeps us at home in the universe and shows what is important and what is not. "Science without Religion Is Lame, Religion without Science Is Blind"
by UrbanTwo September 28, 2012
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