Red Mist

A feeling of extreme competitiveness or anger that temporarily clouds one's judgment.

When that guy cut me off, the red mist washed over and all I could think about was catching him.

Put a bunch of buddies on fast bikes and just watch the red mist rise...

by gpTT January 10, 2004

red notebook

it means duh. something as obvius as a bright red notebook

when im trying to eat?? duh, red notebook!

by MrSquiggles November 27, 2011

red pillow

A males attempt to engage in a threesome by bringing a red pillow into the room where his friend and a girl are having sex.

"When Joe came into the room holding his red pillow, I knew it was time to pull my pants up."

by woodchipper April 16, 2008

Red light vortex

This occurs most frequently when you are in a hurry or already late to be somewhere. No matter how fast you drive or what roads you take you still get stuck by every red light.

The most frustrating thing that happens is when you are approaching an intersection with a green light and just when you think you finally will catch a break.. the light turns to a quick yellow back to red.

This can be a contributing factor to inducing road rage.

Driver: Alright last call is in 20 mins guys we can make it.

15 mins later......

Passenger 1: Ok this isn't even cool.. we seriously got every red light so far.

Passenger 2: Were officially trapped in the red light vortex.. kiss that tasty cold pitcher of beer goodbye guys...

by Chris Waltham May 9, 2011

Red turkey

When you slap someone so hard its red and shaped like a turkey, and i hurts like a mofo!

Guy 1. Hey! Why'd you give me a red turkey! It really hurts!
Guy 2. Eh, i was bored.
Guy 1. douche!

by ave boss December 8, 2013

Red Salad

To eat out a menstruating vagina, causing a red stain around the mouth.

After drinking the red Kool-Aid, he looked like he had eaten a red salad.

by pazzoli September 18, 2010

red log

the act of defication after consumption of lare amounts of flaming-hot cheetos. the feces is red and burns with the fire of 1000 suns.

i ate so many flaming hot cheetos last nite i got red log.

by Andrew Hoffman Taylor Tharpe July 30, 2006