Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

cyber pester

To cyber pester someone is to repeatedly and playfully annoy them online — sending too many messages, memes, tags, reactions, or notifications. It’s a lighthearted, non-threatening version of cyberstalking: still irritating, but more goofy than scary.

1. “Don’t cyber pester me right now; I’m busy.”
2. “He tried to cyber pester me all morning with dumb memes.”
3. “If you cyber pester your ex again, you’re going to regret it.”
4. “My brother will cyber pester the whole family group chat until someone responds.”

by Bobo the clown November 16, 2025

nathan pesta silk farm

a bunch of spiders who manufactor steel

nathan pesta is cool just like my nathan pesta silk farm

by CountGlobula November 28, 2025

Spex Pest

A wearer of Meta Ray Bans or similar smart glasses, who pretends to be cool and talks up how much they have improved their lives, without revealing that the real reason they wear them is to perv on the unsuspecting and keep a digital record of their perversion for repeated viewings and AI deepfakery.

Look at that spex pest, he's an island short of going full Epstein.

by wwatson March 7, 2026

Comment pest

A generally unwanted person in a comment section

X: *unfunny or irrelevant joke or statement*
Y: Comment pest

by ButterzDoomed March 30, 2026

store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like

“Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy

by Astrobacon November 27, 2023

boo da pest

What you do to an annoying individual who's always "hungary" for attention.

Mrs. Wilson adores Dennis, and loves having him over for milk and cookies. Her cranky husband, on da other hand, has no patience for said freckle-faced skallywag, and therefore always wants to just "boo da pest".

by QuacksO January 13, 2024