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Pumpkin Patrol

Pumpkin Patrol is the name given to people with above 25 farming, a full width pumpkin farm and above 300 speed in Hypixel Skyblock. Created by thirtyvirus, a YouTuber with over 100,000 subscribers, it became a group to rival the Wise Set Gang.
The Pumpkin Patrol will be faster than ANY other armour set.
by nadjit42 March 30, 2020
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Sandy Pumpkins

A smile golden and black cat. Often a floof. Chonks are okay too but more rare. It’s allowed to be a spicy sandy pumpkin but that should not detract from its Sandiest coat and pumpkins like nose
Sandy pumpkins had to go to vet but was too spicy to be seen again
by Sandy bottoms pumpkins February 25, 2021
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The Pumpkin Game

It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.

Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A

(there is no Scenario B)
So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!
by Tommy's Hill Figures May 27, 2014
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Pumpkin chili

When you take a sloppy poop in someone’s jack-o-lantern.
That old lady gave me an apple and a tooth brush when I trick or treated at her house, so I served her a bowl of pumpkin chili.
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 13, 2019
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Pumpkin-Goblin

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.
Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!
by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023
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Snow on the pumpkin

When you find out that your date's true hair color is gray.
I was rounding third and about to slide face first into home plate when I saw there was snow on the pumpkin.
by Dukati October 31, 2020
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pumpkin puree

A heavy discharge of fecal matter in the shorts after consuming spicy food
I made some pumpkin puree after last night's Mexican dinner
by BIG T 49 March 24, 2023
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