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cheesy poofs

Any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as Cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "Cheese Puffs" which are round and.. poofy.

(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)
Dude, after smoking that hash, I sure could use some cheesy poofs.
by zoey April 11, 2004
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Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".
Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS
by Oingo Boingo June 20, 2007
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poon flute

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.
"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"
by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009
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Poon Thirsty

A man (or female that is into girls) that is on a constant quest for women and specifically tapping poon.
by the real joseph dirte May 11, 2010
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Pooesta

Poo-es-ta

-noun
1. a midday or afternoon poo, a close cousin to the siesta.
2. a poo party, very similar to a fiesta but with a strong focus on poo, can be used synonymously with group poop in certain instances.
Danny gets upset when he misses his pooesta.

Thalia was late for class because of her pooesta.

Travis and his 4 groomsmen entered the Vegas casino washroom to find 5 stalls - a perfect match for a pooesta!
by JettSkyler May 28, 2011
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poon biscuit

An adoring word for a significant others vagina. Must be used in privacy between a man and his woman. Poon biscuit must never be used in anger or to hurt the feelings of another.
Hey, Babe! When your done with the dishes will you bring me some strawberry jam and that tasty poon biscuit of yours?
by Brantman February 7, 2018
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pre-poon

pre-poon is used to describe a girl who is not yet appealing, or of a legal age, but whose potential to be so can be clearly seen by all
joes sister is definite pre-poon
by fatpacket October 27, 2008
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