poodge

1. A person who can never leave you alone in any way imaginable.

Hoon: I need to go to a party, but that poodge won't stop following me.

Kobbs: Leave it to a poodge to screw up a poppin party.

by Arzei January 30, 2009

pood

the request for food under distress..

(in a state of delium), "Pood pleaase"...

by crooks gal January 24, 2013

poodle

putting shit under a car door handle

1. i'm gonna poodle that truck that always parks there.
2. let's get drunk and go poodling.
3. you hath poodled me for thy last time.

by WGTM September 5, 2012

pood

someone who holds the qualities of a pood. this includes, eating it, licking it, throwing it, rolling in it, etc.

The biggest pood by far is Bernie.

by liane November 16, 2004

pooda

The act of passing gas.

Sally just ripped a big pooda.

by HAB October 25, 2006

poodle doo

Hairstyle of a frumpy woman that wants the ease of wash and go.

Gladys said to Mavis "I just get my hair permed so I don't have to do a thing with it, it literally takes me two minutes to get to get ready in the morning! It is wash and go,it's called the poodle doo."

by leesy March 5, 2008

wet poodle

someone's pubic hair after oral sex.

Dude 1: dude i just ate a girl out
Dude 2: Damn how did her wet poodle taste

by madonnacansuckmydick July 20, 2017