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Politically Jumped

When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.
Person:I believe in universal basic income

Group: nope that’s dumb

Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?
by Furrio August 16, 2020
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Bi-political

Feeling or realising that no matter which way you vote for you are fucked.
I really do not care who wins the election. I’m bi-political.
by DigitisingDave September 10, 2018
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politically immature

When you act like a child and throw a tantrum and end friendships over different poltical opinions that don't align with your own.
"Wow.. Mr DiscoPup is so politically immature!! He got upset and defriended me on Facebook because I have a different political opinion than his."
by McThizzle May 13, 2016
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Political Prostitute

One who's beliefs align with one political party but sell out and votes for another party based on the sole reason of "they won't win"
Look over there Jimmy. That guy is a political prostitute because he sold himself out and voted for another party he didn't agree with just because he thought they could win.
by Cjmar December 27, 2020
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Political Correctness

One of the biggest crocks of bullshit of all time.
Political Correctness is a farce and should not be taken serious.
by PhoenixGamer34 November 12, 2021
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Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.
"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
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