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While the definition of politics states, "the art or science concerned with guiding or influencing governmental policy,", American Politics is where elected officials debate unrealistic and unreasonable proposals in order to pander to their base and get re-elected.
American Politics is why that gay marriage amendment has no chance in hell of being ratified.

Because of the intricacies (difficult to resolve or analyze, of American Politics, democrats are responding to that bullshit proposal with a rediculously short pull-out deadline.

A.K.A: Cluster-Fucking
by sportsracer January 19, 2007
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The time between Christ’s birth and the beginning of the coronavirus.
In late 2016 AD or 3 B.C.V., Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.
by JDS12 March 27, 2020
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An over-excessive proganda warfare in which supporters from one party (i.e. Democrats or Republicans) will try to convert others from the opposing party onto their side. This in turn upsets the opposing party and causes a similar reaction.

In the end, the only one who truly benefits from such underhanded means of attempting to get into the office is the media. This includes, but is not limited to, both American, Foreign, and Alien news outlets.
American Politics has never let down satitrical writers/cartoonists.
by 33Arsenic June 27, 2005
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A lose,lose scenario.

Both parties buttfuck you.

But the Republicans are kind enough to use anal-lube!

The Democrats dry fuck ya!
by Ex-Democrat August 07, 2004
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An aptly named game in which two or more boys or men stand over a bucket and competitively masturbate until all but one get something out. The last man standing is forced to drink the others' discharge.
Kid 1: Did you hear what happened last night? Jack, Eddie, and Phil got around a bucket and played American Politics! I know, disgusting, right! Eddie was the loser . . . but I heard he didn't mind.
Kid 2: Whoa! How did you know about that?
Kid 1: I was there.
Kid 2: I'll be going now.
by Lame_Sholak October 19, 2019
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