penilized

waking up to a giant penis on your face; usualy drawn with a black perminant marker

that nikka Rodney penilized me after i passed out on his couch

by GBL August 12, 2008

pencilist

(Noun) A person who discriminates another for the way they hold their pencils.

Person 1: Can you believe the way that guy holds his pencil? It's so weird!
Person 2: Whoa bro, no need to be pencilist!

by Pencilholder September 2, 2011

Pencil Crayon

A strange way of saying: colored pencil.

person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : wat??

person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!

person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?

person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : you weirdo...

by iDino-SAWR <3 October 28, 2009

pensil dick

An unusually small penis, cock, dick, tool,member, prick ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil

Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.

also used to show ignorance

I heard Roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil dick.

I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!

Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!

by Les Crapp September 22, 2007

Pencil Jew

A person who picks up pencils from the floor or steals them from other people, usually his/her own friends.

G** damn it! That pencil jew in my class stole my fucking pencil again! I've lost 4 of them already!

by ImaterroristAHH August 16, 2009

Pencil Tits

Someone who's breasts are similar to that of a pencil. Pointy and shit. No one likes pencils.

Oh my god... my eye... it burns... I'm never going near your pencil tits again!!

by Spencer/Ben April 9, 2005

penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008