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media mouse 

A person who does,says,thinks and believes everything popular culture and/or the media tells them to.

This term comes from the fact that these people follow the popular media like mice follow the dominant mouse in a cage or in a mousehole.

Often old enough to think for themselves, but are often too lazy or too obsessed with conformity and being liked to do so.

See also follower and conformist.
Record company executive: "Conformity is a beautiful thing! Let's get a few scantily clad blondes to dance around and pretend to sing and some stereotypical thuggish-looking black men skulking around in tacky-looking diamonds and pants hanging to their ankles to make up nonsense songs and unintelligible phrases. We'll make a fortune!"

A&R guy: But don't you think we should sign someone with talent who maybe isn't so visually exciting?

Record company executive: Nonsense Tom, these kids are media mice. They'll buy whatever MTV and BET tell them to. Put a few of these videos and TV and, bam we're rich!
media mouse by Chandra May 16, 2005
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muff mouse 

A small white instrument a women pokes up her vagina when the river is flowing red. Tampon.
Jessica needed to use the nearest loo to change her muff mouse..
muff mouse by Jaydude101 November 3, 2013

Rag Mouse 

a black mouse that wears a miniature white robe that is incrusted with diamonds. They are also seen riding miniature motorcycles from time to time.
My mouse is almost always... a rag mouse.
Rag Mouse by Trump Co. February 26, 2019

Third mouse gets the cheese 

an expression you say when the first mouse and the second mouse get into a fight. The third mouse waits until the fight is over to get the cheese from the winner.
"Wow, Alex. Those guys really fucked us hard in Snobby Shores. I guess the third mouse always does get the cheese!."

"Those guys sucked but the third mouse gets the cheese"

Japanese Racing Mouse 

Having violent and severe shits that is the consistancy of small solid turds exiting your body at what seem like the speed of light.
I ate mexican last night and as soon as i got home there was a Japanese Racing Mouse peeking its head out. metior ass

Dirty Mickey Mouse 

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.
Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!
Dirty Mickey Mouse by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

Double clicking your mouse 

Female masturbation, making reference to the finger action one might do to the clit and its similarity to that of double clicking a computer mouse
Becky went home and "double clicked her mouse" last night

Becky constantly "double clicks her mouse" to me

Becky, What are you doing, Watching porn and "double clicking your mouse"?