Moist Mullets

When a male shakes his epic mullet and the girls get moist.

OMG look at Cecil and Blinky shake their mullets. That’s some moist mullets!

by Funkymonkey118 December 22, 2021

Moistoe

MY BEST FRIEND :DD I LOVE YOU CAMERON<3

Moistoe is a very good friend

by Hugsfromelijah December 31, 2021

moisure

A most likely brother that calls you moisuren, and you call him moisure. Only nice brothers are able to be called moisure.

Hey moisure, wanna play some Roblox?

by ACapybaraNamedGort March 15, 2023

moist heaves

It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.

I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.

by Northern Hammer May 22, 2023

extra moist

To be leaking juices

She is extra moist.

by Ry N February 28, 2017

puss moist

someone who is a pussy and scared to do anything risky

(maliyah)

Don’t be a puss moist.

by i invented the word puss moist August 25, 2019

irish moisture blast

that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.

"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."

by Corbn_4344 October 15, 2023