Vagino-Mechanic

Another term for a gynecologist.

My girlfriend had some poon vomit in her drawers, so she's gotta see a vagino-mechanic for a check up.

by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010

Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner

"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?

by P. Francis and M. Sambo October 14, 2012

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 19, 2013

lady mechanic

A craftsman or technician who uses tools to build or repair lady machinery; see also, OB/GYN.

I went for my yearly tune-up with the lady mechanic.

by nikkipal December 27, 2013

skid mocha

A cheap variation of a mocaccino prepared with regular coffee & chocolate milk.

He's such a cheap date. He ordered us 2 skid mochas & then didn't even leave a tip!

by onespyder February 2, 2014

welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.

I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.

by Croditi December 19, 2014

Filipino Mocha Cake

deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot

Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.

by Truffle Butler May 28, 2015