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bitch mobile

Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".
Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.

Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.
by Deserita September 12, 2007
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Mobley

To have a extreme large amount of pubic hair by the penis.
My friend got his pants pulled down and he had a huge mobley.
by ddm? June 11, 2006
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Virgin Mobile

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING
"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"
by max223 November 19, 2006
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shady mobber

A person who is a shady kid who mobs into parties.

USUALLY above age 20 hanging out with high schoolers.
Woah that kid is 25 why is he at a high school party. What a shady mobber.
by UPPER HERMOSA July 16, 2004
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pos mobile

A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.
Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!
by Meng October 7, 2004
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Mobile Drunkard Unit

A mobile group of generally young males, armed with cheap beer whom scour a town aiming to drop in on unsuspecting acquaintances in effort to get trashed and yell demeaning things at the nearest woman.
Man, I was having a good time with my girl and then Eric and Ted showed up with their Mobile Drunkard Unit and my night was ruined.
by Brot7zo October 23, 2007
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mobilebomb

A mobile spinoff of the Jägerbomb, a mobile bomb is created by emptying 1/3 to 1/2 of a Rockstar energy drink and filling the can with Jägermeister. The end result is a mobile bomb, able to be sipped or chugged per the drinker's desire.

Great for cities that allow drinking outside of bars (Las Vegas, for example) and for taking to parties.

The mobilebomb is usually saluted before drinking by exclaiming "Mobilebombs!" in a cheerful tone, unless of course the drinking party wishes to keep the fact that they're consuming alcohol undercover...
"Luis took the mobilebomb to the party and got so sloshed he started peddling stripclub cards on the streets."
by Aguirrrrrreeee October 9, 2008
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