Milk The Pants 

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.

That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.

Milk The Pants by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010

milk jugger 

Milk jugging is the process of jacking off into a gallon milk jug, while then leaving the cum dumpster for your female co occupants to find. The family dog is the usual finder of the milk juggers dumpster. When the dog finds the jug and chews on the lid the odor escapes the jug causing a stink bomb effect. Scientist are working on finding the link that causes good wholesome kids to become juggers. Most speculate that its just the little bit of pain caused by your dick scrapping along the inside edge of the jug, which some juggers claim is just enough pain to get them off. It could also be the fact that most jiggers are raised in a house of women who have never taught the young jugger the real use of a tissue. Keep jugging Parker James, someday your sister and I will have great stories to tell you future wife.

Sister: mom what the hell is this?
Mom: what the fuck is that?
Sister: it doesnt smell like rotten milk.
Older brother: ive only heard stories of this. But this sounds like a case of a milk jugger jugging some milk.

Sister: what the fuck is milk jugging? Never mind I dont wanna know.

milk jugger by The Milkin' Milkman May 24, 2014

Milk Marketing 

When you are jerking off with a random dude at the same time when you two are going to ejaculate you put your penises together and blow your load into each other.

I can't today, i'm going to do my Milk Marketing with Tyler.

Milk Marketing by ANDYBOI@))@ November 7, 2018

Milk Man Family 

First we have Father Milk Man. Father Milk Man is equivalent of a God. He is all our Father. Father has his own bible. Father is it’s own religion. I worship father.

The Milk Man Family consists of one actually birthed child, Elena. Then we have the adopted children Nico, Evian, Noah, Jason, and Megan.
Nico, also goes by nicHOE, nicotine is so cool. She is very hot. she can make you come back for more if you know what i mean :,)
Elena, also goes by sebha, sebHOE or Noah’s girlfriend is as asian as it gets. she is tall and her spirit animal is a panda. She is also the only birthed child, making her the ultimate humanoid.
Evian, Ivan, or vodkuhhh is a lesbian dyke that nobody likes except for a- never mind.
Noah, pierce, noHOE, or fence is the ultimate gay fence
Jason is a mini-memer.
Megan, cookiemegi is a musically E-girl God.

The Milk Man Family is so cool! i wish i was in it!!,

Milk Man Family by billi06 February 4, 2019

Milk Maxxing 

Drinking 3/4 to 1 whole gallon of milk a day to strengthen bones and because it tastes good

I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now

Milk Maxxing by anonymous November 21, 2020

Milk Nig

A ghetto trash white person. They can also be referred to as a “wigger”

Yo, let’s send this milk nig back to the trailer park.

Milk Nig by EastSideCrackaKilla March 10, 2021

Milk Marie 

Just A Girl With A Wet A** Pretty P*ssy, And He Calls It Pink Cuz He Fell In Love Wit It. 💁🏽 ♀️

“I Call Her Milk Marie Cuz She Got That Water On Her.”
“She My Milk Marie, That Thang Is Pretty Like A Flower.”

Milk Marie by Purrrrr<3 April 22, 2022