chow meining

The act of woofing down your Chinese take-out.

Chris: Got any plans for lunch?
Matt: I already made a Panda run. I'm chow meining at my desk today.

by just_warming_up September 10, 2009

meaningless

what 99.99980107530956541972348% of the definitions here at UrbanDictionary.com are.

This one is teh rare exception of nondescript meaningless.

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by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

spinal meningitis

Why they wanna see my spine?
Am I going to see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, mommy.
Am I gonna die?

Spinal meningitis got me down.

by Ween April 7, 2005

meaningless cream

Sexual Intercourse, usually after a long term relationship break-up, where the male settles for any pussy that he can get without wasting time, energy, emotion, or contraceptives. Love, Cuddling, and conversation are never factors.

Boyfriend:I miss Rachel...
Friend: Shut-up! Go get a meaningless cream

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Maningitis

Not to be confused with meningitis, maningitis is a serious illness caused by inhaling excessive smoke and pollen.

Symptoms include swollen eyes, itchy throat, and an all around manly sound in normally girlish voices.

Whoa, Grace, it sounds like you have Maningitis!

by DaKaken June 24, 2011

meaningful

1) It means a lot
2) It means something powerful
3) It's actually effective

A) Give me a suggestion!
B) Dye yourself white!
A) Why?
B) You'll avoid being in trouble with the police!
A) Oh, okay!

...
A) I'm back! Thanks! That was a great and meaningful suggestion!
B) No worries!

by LappySheep April 24, 2017

maning

The action when artificial or horse hair is weaved into a humans natural hair. The act of installing a weave. Coming from the root word mane.

OOOHhhh girl your weave looks HOT! Yep they were maning me up for hours!!!

by El Duke' January 23, 2019