Girl 1"Yea I only date smexy mfs."
Girl 2"Oh so you're marsexual."
Girl 1"Ofc I'm marsexual, why wouldn't any girl be."
Girl 2"true dat."
Girl 2"Oh so you're marsexual."
Girl 1"Ofc I'm marsexual, why wouldn't any girl be."
Girl 2"true dat."
by Freerkelly101 August 3, 2022
Get the Marsexual mug.John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.
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by peroxide_chaser February 13, 2026
Get the mangosexual mug.Usually used as an insult (the "mayo" referring to mayonnaise), a mayosexual is a morbidly obese person whose hormone disruption and physical changes from excess adipose tissue (fat cells) has caused them to lose their sexual capacity, identity, and/or interest, and to become fiercely argumentative if it is identified that they have any physical weight, mental, or sexual health problems.
This is usually in reference so someone who is non-binary, has a disagreeable personality, has unnaturally colored hair, and has a markedly androgynous appearance.
This is usually in reference so someone who is non-binary, has a disagreeable personality, has unnaturally colored hair, and has a markedly androgynous appearance.
Pride march used to be so hot. Now there are so many bears, big butches, and mayosexuals on scooters.
by ShrubsMcGrubs February 24, 2025
Get the Mayosexual mug.The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025
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