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Bastion Main 

A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.

A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.
Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.

Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*

Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *

Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*
Bastion Main by Dr.BastionMain April 18, 2018
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Tri-Slosher Main

A person who gets 17 kills with the weapon and then claims it took so much skill.
Yo look its the kid who cant play. Yeah the Tri-Slosher Main.

Genji Main 

The annoying group of people who main Genji in the game Overwatch. They constantly ask for healing and focus more on kills than objectives, making the team lose 110% of the time.
Genji mains also feel the need to always play as Genji, even if there are no healers or tanks.
Genji Main, at full health: "I NEED HEALING, I NEED HEALING, I NEED HEALING!!!"
Genji Main by ike.aa May 9, 2018

Exile on Main Street 

A double LP released by the Rolling Stones in 1972. Often considered to be the band's best effort, it combined rhythm and blues with rock & roll and blues rock and is one of the most critically acclaimed albums of the 20th century. It should also be noted that the album was strengthened by the lead guitar work of ex Bluesbreaker guitarist Mick Taylor.

Track Listing:

(All tracks were written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards except where noted)

1. "Rocks Off" 4:31
2. "Rip This Joint" 2:22
3. "Shake Your Hips" (Slim Harpo) 2:59
4. "Casino Boogie" 3:33
5. "Tumbling Dice" 3:45
Side two
No. Title Length
6. "Sweet Virginia" 4:27
7. "Torn and Frayed" 4:17
8. "Sweet Black Angel" 2:54
9. "Loving Cup" 4:25
Side three
No. Title Length
10. "Happy" 3:04
11. "Turd on the Run" 2:36
12. "Ventilator Blues" (Jagger/Richards/Mick Taylor) 3:24
13. "I Just Want to See His Face" 2:52
14. "Let It Loose" 5:16
Side four
No. Title Length
15. "All Down the Line" 3:49
16. "Stop Breaking Down" (Robert Johnson) 4:34
17. "Shine a Light" 4:14
18. "Soul Survivor"
Exile on Main Street is often compared to the White Album by the the Beatles.

junkrat main 

Someone who enjoys Explosions, Creepy laughter, and getting 10,000 plus damage while still fucking remaining at 4 eleminations per match.
Why do I only get gold medals in damage? Oh that's right, 'cause I'm a fucking junkrat main.

torbjorn main 

A old midget that likes to get play of the game by jerking off and pressing Q to make his turret op af
Mercy: Fucking torbjorn
Torbjorn: haha I'm a torbjorn main cause I have cancer .....:)

Vader Main

The basement-dwellers who play exclusively Darth Vader in Battlefront 2 2017 because he is the most overpowered character in the game, due to their chronic daddy issues and being unable to grab his attention with anything other than brand of Beers he holds in his hand. You can often find them using their level 600 character in a lobby full of level 10s, complaining about the most balanced heroes (Rey's Mind Trick because it's the only thing they can't block) when they get beaten by them, spamming back dodge so hard they fall off the map or dissing Grievous mains because of that one time claw rush was OP and they couldn't get first without also abusing 360 claw rush.

Always remember to do your community a service and point out the Vader Main so their opinion can be disregarded by all.
"Vader actually isn't OP, he's so slow"
-Vader Main
"I hate when blaster heroes keep rolling"
-Vader Main
"Lmao ez noobs"
-Vader Main
"Yeah, I have a Max hero. Oh, what about my other heros? Around lvl 20. Why do you ask?

-Vader Main
"We lost 2 targets so I immediately had to swap to Vader"
-Vader Main
"Felucia HvV is really my favourite map, I always seem to win on it"
-Vader Main
Vader Main by CarterDarter February 12, 2021