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La Mesa Junior High 

a shit school full of kids doing drugs and joining gangs . the only kids havin 'fun' are the white kids cuz they are privileged . dont go to dis school cuz all the staff are bitches n dont giv a fuck bout you. n the principal is a crackhead . the teechers will act nice and act like they doin they job when the principal walk in and after principal leeves they will go back to bein a dick sucker. they wil also disrespek u and demand respekt . the skool is cringy as fuck to . they try to be cool by playin gay ass songs at lunch and givin spotlight to those squeakers doing fortnite dances . this school try to act like they make a difference in kids life but they aint lmao . the no bullying and DFYIT progam obviouly not helpin cuz the only kids joinin it arent suround by drugs n they dont do shit when bullyin happens . pluz bunch of kids at this school are pussies. the ASB students are suppos to be leeders when they also the ones doing bad shit lmao and kids dont even care or think of them as leeders they just help.

fuck this school. full of fake ass bitches. every kid at this school try to act funny n cool when they really try-hards
stupid kid: go to La Mesa Junior High
smart kid: no nigga
La Mesa Junior High by Big Nigga _ October 2, 2018

la la land

To be zoned out or spaced out. To be in a sort of semi-concious state until snapped out of it. Usually by a slap across the face or a hand waving around in front of your eyes.
Man, that dude is in la la land. He's totally quixotic!
la la land by Celestika Rouge March 2, 2004
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La Migra 

1. Imagration police that have their eyes peeled for ilegal immigrants, mainly Mexicans.

2. If yelled in rapid succesion, it can be used to strike fear into the hearts of Mexicans, usually resulting in them running for the border.
1. *knocking at the door or barn*
Mexican1-Eh ese get the door.
Mexican2-Sure ese.
*opens door*
Migra-Put your h....
Mexican1-¡La migra La migra!¡Corre
Corre corre! ¡Ay AY AY AY AY!
Mexican2 - ¡Corre corre! ¡AY AY!
Mexican3 to Mexican87-¡MIERDA!¡Corre!
*Mexicans scatter in all directions*

2. Land Owner- Ok, that's enough
strawberry picking for today boys
Mexican- But we need over time
so we can support our families
Land Owner- LA MIGRA, LA MIGRA, LA
LA MIGRA!!!!!!!
Mexican- ¡¿Donde?! ¡Corre corre!
Mexican2- ¡Corre para la frontera,
Corre para tu vida!! (Run for the
border, run for your life)
*dozens of mexicans migrate as fast
as possible back to Mexico*
La Migra by Pene Grande June 20, 2005

La Slosha 

A woman, whose awesomeness and attractiveness, is only surpassed by her ability to consume copious quantities of vodka coke and party on ‘til daybreak.
That La Slosha, man...
La Slosha by Wowsy August 9, 2011

la manuela 

La manuela; masturbating, jerking off, playing with one's self.
Te haces la manuela por las noches?
la manuela by LocDoc IndraV December 4, 2016

la'queen 

One of the smartest girls you will meet. also known as THE Queen La'Queen is small but don't misjudge her height for weakness she is kind and diligent and is always there when you need her.
la'queen by Ayanovich September 20, 2016

La Parka 

The La Parka is a sexual maneuver in which one person (the giver) anally penetrates his partner (the receiver). He then proceeds to grasp receiver's anus ring and pull it over said receiver's head (like a rain parka). He then dances like former pro wrestler La Parka.
I am sore this morning because my partner blessed me with the La Parka last night. Plus, now I have this handy dandy rain repellent hood.
La Parka by La Parka January 19, 2008