One who is incapable of winning a fruit racing match. if you are naming a person a 'krista' they generally will try to trick you into believing they have won. When defeated both in the match and the battle of wits they will end with 'for crying out loud!'.
k:"im about to win guys!"
t: "nice roll no roll."
H: "yeah, you're such a krista."
k: "are you kidding me? my lemon was CLEARLY faster than your honeydew"
T: "typical krista."
t: "nice roll no roll."
H: "yeah, you're such a krista."
k: "are you kidding me? my lemon was CLEARLY faster than your honeydew"
T: "typical krista."
by sci_on February 3, 2010
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a fat ugly beast of a girl. she has no confidence and takes out her issues by trying to put others down and starting hella drama. She also lies about everything. She weighs about 200lbs atleast has frog eyes a horse mouth and waddles everywhere.
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Get the Krypta mug.A girl that works at a massage studio, with red hair. And a funny-ass attitude. Can be sweet sometimes, but overall ruthless. Mother Hen of the group. When she drinks, it's always way too much. No boundaries. Will have sex for a hamburger and some onion rings. Lovely girl!
by Kristinana July 5, 2017
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She is known also as Fat hoe by some
She is known also as Fat hoe by some
Kid:Kristan is a trash teacher to be honest
Kid 2: Really? I have another, what is she like?
Kid: she just sucks. Mainly bitches about kids not paying attention when all shes does is sell food and talk on her phone all class
Kid 2: Really? I have another, what is she like?
Kid: she just sucks. Mainly bitches about kids not paying attention when all shes does is sell food and talk on her phone all class
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