Joedan

An individual characterized perfectly by both happy and cucs attributes. Often referred to as "Doe."

"Joedan, is this an agoodie?"

"Joedan, say hewo."

by Hewoooooo August 12, 2019

Jordan Poole

This dude plays for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He plays like the best player in the league at times, and sometimes he is a carpenter chucking up those bricks

"Look at Jordan Poole man, with the way he's playing, he can be the next Steph curry!"

"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."

by a to the k to the b March 2, 2022

Nicca Jordan

When someone is giving someone such good head that they start doing the Jordan.

Girl #1: Do you make your boyfriend do dat Nicca Jordan?
Nate: Omg of course Keagan’s penis is so big

by bangggggggggggg July 25, 2019

Jordaine

Quite possible the most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. Funny and super kind. This chick is one of a kind and someone you should cherish forever. How do you lose Jordaine? You forget to cherish her. Her dark hair and flawless complexion will make you sad about your life. She also probably runs a kick ass blog.

Liam Payne: "Who is that? She's perfect."
Girl: "That's Jordaine"

by blossom<3 October 7, 2012

Jordan Peterson

Terrific but very unfunny Canadian intellectual famous for verbally beating the shit out of radical leftist ideologues. Good on him.

Shut up you far-left twat or I'll go Jordan Peterson on your ass.

by C J B November 6, 2019

Jordan

a girl named Jordan is an all around fun person. She is always ready to party and can sometimes get a little too crazy. Jordan is also known to be incredible in bed. She will do anything for her true friends. Her emotions are well hidden but they are raw and it takes a lot for her to open up to a person. Make friends with this girl, she'll be there for you whenever you need her. Fuck her over and she will kill you.

That girl Jordan is crazy.

by alittlenamegame November 22, 2011

Jordan

A different word for very large penis

Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long

by cubba September 22, 2005