Infinity

A number that only exists because it was once counted to by Chuck Norris. Scientists needed a word for this astounding event, so they called it infinity, knowing know man woman or child could ever repeat it. Then just to break the laws of the normal, Chuck did it again.

Guy one: Did you hear about that really big number?

Guy two: What you mean 27?

Guy one: No you tard, I meant infinity...

by upmost777 January 16, 2012

Fuck Infinity

Fuck Infinity is the theory that when one says the word "fuck", (or alterations of the word) multiple times continuously in one sentence he or she enters Fuck Infinity, thus not being able to stop saying the word (or alterations of the word) "fuck".

Dan: The Arsenal game sucked.

Ozzy: Tell me about it, Man City those fucking fuck fucking fuckers fuck fucking fuck fucking fuckers ∞.

Dan: Dude, I think you just entered Fuck Infinity.

by Ozzstrich November 29, 2011

Infinity

During sex. The amount of time that passes between when I come and you leave!

Man, that chick from the food stamp office came over last night, but it seemed like an infinity passed before she left. I had to eventually tell her to kick rocks!

by ImpossiblePauly February 14, 2009

random insanity

a board on game faqs that promotes stupidity

pikadeth enjoys posting on random insanity

by da cheese June 17, 2003

infinity

Something that really doesn't exist.

Well, yeah. It doesn't.

by A equals A April 11, 2005

insanity

abbr. Mask of Insanity. Currently the best band in the world. Has received several awards for being simply the best at everything, including breakdowns, pinches, harmonies etc.

insanity derives from the incredible and god like sound produced from our perfectly designed musical fingers and voices.

by Scott Guilbert June 24, 2006

Infinity Hour

Band located in Michigan who try to mix amazing classic rock covers with crappy modern rock covers, plus a few sub-par originals. And not to mention they have little to no interaction with their audience.

Man, next time you ask me to go to an Infinity Hour show, remind me I've got better ways to waste my time.

by ThatMan247 October 12, 2010