Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 9, 2019

National Avoid Herbert Day

April 26 just whatever you do avoid Herbert

Thank god todays national avoid Herbert day, we no longer have to listen to his bullshit

by This Name Is Not Available April 26, 2022

gone off horseradish

When you leave the horseradish out for too long and it goes off.

The gone off horseradish tastes like a gone off white mousse.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

The Jack Horner

This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.

“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”

by AndrooTheNerd May 3, 2023

Pulling a Brock Horner

Completely losing your mind while captaining a vessel because of a perceived slight or insult and boarding vessel of the victim without permission.

I pulled too close to a guy fishing a wreck and slammed the throttle while he was pulling a Brock Horner.

by anonymous April 3, 2025

It's Herbert!

Something you say when a dead relative comes back to life.

It's Herbert!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 14, 2025