Hamster Dick

Someone who has very small penis.

Jay Leno is a hamster dick for screwing Conan like that.

by OldManD January 20, 2010

Hamster Sex

The art of hamster fucking

Nghia Loves him some hamster sex.

Nghia crammed his dick in the hamster so hard, the hamster nearly exploded.

by Shouji August 31, 2006

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005

hamster

Slang term for blacks in a jailhouse.

Look at all dem hamsters in the cage.

by Moe Foe March 19, 2005

Hamster eating a banana

Small people eating big people penis.

She sucked me off like Hamster eating a banana

by Klibikis December 9, 2016

hamster

an act performed during a sexual intercourse, when a female partner takes the scrotum into the mouth and her distended cheeks resemble hamster?s stuffed cheekpouches

When she grabbed my dick and started licking my nut sack, I had no doubt she was going for the hamster and my balls will soon end up on her tonsils.

by zryty December 16, 2004

Hamster Jam

When pleasuring yourself by letting hamsters burrow into your anal cavity and one of them gets stuck thus causing a log jam of hamsters in your anus.

Proctologist (looking at X-Ray): Well you've got a pretty nasty hamster jam going on in there. We're gonna have to send a snake up there to clean 'em out.

by DoubleDs22 January 2, 2012